so… these days in the lindholm clan, the adults draw names, and you only buy a gift for whoever you draw (the kids still get the requisite ass load of gifts, don’t worry).  well, lucky me, my brother drew my name this year.  so what did i get, you ask?  pictured below are the three items that make up the most random gift anyone has ever given me:

1. a box of liquor filled candy, shaped of course, like little liquor bottles

2. not one, but two giant 2008 calendars with, what else, chicks with guns

3. and of course, 200 rounds of 9mm ammunition. cause, why not?

thanks brother! but seriously, the real gift came when he made the announcement that they were having yet another child, appeasing the grand-people and their insatiable need for little drooling chaos machines. thanks for taking another one for the team charles, that’ll keep those jackals off my ass for at least another year. cause you know, nothing says the holidays like “so when are you going to meet a nice girl and start generating offspring?”